Wednesday, August 1, 2007

An Early Birthday Gift for Mii!!!

Hola Amigos. My birthday is coming up on August 4th. Mi Jefe invited me over to Casa Blanca and surprised me with an early present. It is a Nintendo Wii!!! I have NO idea how he managed to find one, but I guess that is why he is El Jefe!!

He is so great. I haven't been feeling very good about myself lately and I have a lot of spare time since I don't get invited to all the meetings anymore, so he probably figured this would cheer me up. He was right!! This is the most excellent game ever. Much better than the old game of Pong I used to play when I was a bambino.

You can even create characters that look like you. Unfortunately, they don't have an option for red ties. The only bummer was that Karl showed up and we had to include him. From left to right, above you see me (or should I say "Mii" lol, Jefe, and Karl). It was Jefe's idea to put the bars in front of my eyes. He is so funny.

So first Jefe and I decided to box each other. Can you imagine that? Like would ever hit him. As you can guess, he won. Then Karl and I played Wii Tennis. It was fun for a while, but then KARL STARTED CHEATING! He kept bumping into me. When I complained, he told me to "stop whining." Fortunately, Jefe came to my defense and said "Karl, let it go. It is Gonzo's birthday." He's always got my back.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

My Favorite Ties

This is my favorite everday tie

When I want to mix it up, I like to wear this one.

This one is for special occasions, when I want to get REALLY loco!!!

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Does this make me look fat?

I am a little embarrassed to put this photo here, but my wife, Becky says I look like a total hottie.


Hola Amigos!!! I've decided to start blogging again. Truth be told, when I stopped it last time it was because I thought I wouldn't have my job much longer. Guess what?!!! I am not going anywhere!!! No way Jose!! To quote Yakoff Smirnoff, one of the greatest comedians EVER. "Whatta country!"

Did you see me on the news tonight? I had another one of those "meetings". I was wearing my lucky red tie! (its an inside joke between me an El Jefe).

Regular readers will know that I used to be nervous about these visits, but now they just take time away from my job. Why don't they just give up and realize that I am here to stay.

My favorite question was whether I would pursue an order of contempt against some friends of mine for failing to appear. I just pulled out the old legalize and "recused" myself from the question. (I love that word. One of my staffers just taught it to me). I mean really, what do they expect me to do-arrest my friends? Riiiiight. I kidded a certain "H.M" that I expect a mucho bueno Christmas gift this year!!

I have the best job ever.

Friday, April 6, 2007

Yes I am still here (and I am not leaving)

Hola Amigos!!

Sorry I have been quiet for the past few days, but it has been suggested to me that I keep a low profile. The good new is that MI JEFE CALLED ME!! Well, not him exactly, but his lawyers, media trainers, and that pendejo KR (I am really getting to dislike that guy) have been calling. They said I should just keep quiet. Fine by me. I don't like the media.

The good news is that I am still confident that I will remain AG. After all, I do what El Jefe and his advisers say, read the talking points they give me in front the cameras. Who could ask for a better employee??

I admit I came off a little confused during that NBC interview a few weeks ago. Afterwards, I called the White House...oops, I mean WH (wink, wink) and asked, "Exactly why did I fire these guys?" How funny is that???

People think that my statements so far imply guilt. The truth is that I just can't remember everything they tell me to say!!! It is tough. KR tells me to get rid of people. I do. He says, "memorize this and repeat on your next interview," and I do. What do they expect of me?

Just a few days until my big meeting on April 17th!!! Thank you for your words of support. I figure if I just keep being loyal to El Jefe, he will not let me down.

Friday, March 30, 2007

He likes me! He really likes me!!!!

Did you hear what a certain spokesperson said that mi Jefe said about me today? "I can tell you that [mi jefe] has confidence in him." With Jefe watching my back, I am not going anywhere!!

He is the best!!

I am Fighting for the Truth!!

Someone asked me if I was going to resign from my job today (I have a really, really cool job in Washington). My response? NO WAY, JOSE!!

To be honest, I thought about just throwing in the towel and returning to Houston, but after I received so many emails of support, I thought. I am staying!!

However, it looks like I am going to push up my "big meeting" that I was planning up. Hay caramba!